I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
tell your sister to shave her snatch
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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