I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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