It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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