You made me cry and you don't even care
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
