Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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