I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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