Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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