i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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