I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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