i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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