I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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