I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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