I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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