420 ftw
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
the raccoons are back...
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