she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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