Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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