So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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