He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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