Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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