Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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