It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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