I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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