Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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