would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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