do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I have feelings that need drinking.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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