so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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