It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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