He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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