whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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