If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
if only i could text you this smell
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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