I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize