what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
dude. I can hear the air.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
