i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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