Swine flu. Run for my life!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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