is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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