That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
