I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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