I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven