that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Oh god it's open bar.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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