We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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