Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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