Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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