Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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