dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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