I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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