It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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