4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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