hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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