he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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