morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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