Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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