I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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