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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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