We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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